We Now Interrupt Your Usual Programming
Posted by Sunday on Jul 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm in ApocalypseI’m going to file this one under “Apocalypse.”
There I am: 20-something, cute, blonde and utterly and horrifyingly without a Cadillac Escalade. I am, in fact, totally carless. And I have to throw a giant balloon party in 4 hours. OMG.
The situation is grave, but I’ll just have to call a cab. I mean, have to do whatever you pay them to do. Stuff ‘em in there harder, Juan! Or, Aziz! Whatever!
Well, that worked out just cherry! Let’s be off, Luigi! What are you – oh, right. There’s a whole other bundle of balloons. Um. I guess, try and put them here – oh, watch out for my Blackberry. I need that in my hand.
Mhrh Mph! Hbbt.
(squeak!) Unh, uh, hello? Oh hi! Yeah, I’m on the freeway. Oh, just getting some stuff for the awesome balloon party later. Where are you?
Snorted at “Mhrh Mph! Hbbt” and the utter lack of a visible human being in the photo. (Found your site via @apelad’s tweets. Looks like one for the feed reader!)
Damn it Todd! I have to give Apelad a dollar every time I get a referral from him.
Oh, I kid, I kid. Thanks for coming by – things are going to be crazy for the next month (1/3 of GMu is moving from one side of the country to the other), but we’ll do our best to provide questionable, secondhand anecdotes like our fans are used to.
Were you frelling stalking this poor soul to get a cheap-shot web-post at her? Damn. There’s laws you know. (Just messin’ with ya Subby.)
How could that guy see to drive? Lucky he didn’t get ticketed.