Q: Does the dog have buddha nature or not?
A: Mu
Mu, from Japanese, means “without” or sometimes “emptiness.” In this context: “unask the question.”
Q: Can we travel back in time?
A: Mu
This question is invalid because it assumes that time has a “back” and a “fore.” Ask a Tralfamadorian.
Q: Is light a particle or a wave?
A: Mu
Categorical thinking, such as this, is usually delusional, and not the fun kind of delusional. Remember this when playing mind-chess on the fourth satellite of shoggoth and some mouthless muttering moon ape tries to pin you with a false duality. Just say “mu.”
Always here to help,
Halcyon
Psych Officer
GalacticMu