Press your spaceface close to mine


Posted by Sunday on Nov 22, 2008 at 7:00 pm in Daily Space, Weird Science

I really only ask one thing from the space race, and that is that there be no goddamn spiders up there.  Is that so hard?

Asshole scientists populate space with spiders, via (thanks, Aargh)

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November 22nd, 2008 | Daily Space, Weird Science

5 Responses to “SON OF A BITCH”

  1. Leesa Says:

    what about astroselachimorpha? eh?

  2. nypinta Says:

    Bwaaaaaah! Floating spiders! Blech. No thanks.

  3. Avi Says:

    They can’t function in weightlessness – their legs would get all tangled and they’d die.

    …I hope.

  4. quagmire Says:

    @Avi … Apparently they are able to overcome this disadvantage by spinning ‘crazy webs’ in a 3-dimensional manner instead of the classic web we see on Terra. At least one can run like hell when a tangled mass of webs are spotted in a hatchway or EVA suit. Yikes!

  5. Mrs. Melons Says:

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. I really have no problems with snakes, but if there is a spider in a confined space with me, I will be a crazy, jumpy, squealy little girl (with superhuman spider-smashing strength) until I can successfully dispatch the little freak. Ugh.

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