Commander Seuss: You ever see “7 Brides for 7 Brothers?”
Major tiltawhirl: The musical? No.
Commander Seuss: It’s pretty offensive.
Major tiltawhirl: Because it’s a musical?
Commander Seuss: Here’s what it teaches you: if you want a woman, just kidnap one and hold her hostage for six months in filthy cabin deep in the woods. She’ll never want to leave you.
Major tiltawhirl: Really?
Commander Seuss: That’s what love is, apparently.
Major tiltawhirl: Huh.
Commander Seuss: It’s also known as “Stockholm Syndrome.”
Major tiltawhirl: All I remember is a lot of hairy-chested men chopping firewood and singing.February 26th, 2008 | Games